usher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
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so the foxhole has been on the move since the last entry.
we have new foxhole lurkers as well.
*waves to the forest dwellers*
it seems like dwayne mckell has been a busy attentionisto.
i thought he was trying to be a rapper,
but clearly doing “dick 4 dollahs” has been his hustle.
he has this connectpal situation where he charges animals for nudes.
i thought the first video from the last entry was okay,
but clearly you all thought differently.
it’s bad when karaoke watches it and says:

well i was sent in an alleged video of dwayne for your review.
this is:

NSFW
18^

ready?…
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i always loved the “push up” position.
you already know why.
well steven beck has the bawdy of a nice fit wolf.
foto119 always seems to capture it very nicely.

lowkey: check out steven’s alleged skrippa outfit…
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i haven’t seen nfl baller wolf,
colin kaepernick,
in a minute.
you know i use to post about him real heavy.
one minute he was the “it” baller wolf and the next…
*crickets*.
it could be that shoulder injury or his terrible last season.
he is currently up for trade from the 49ers.
well colin has reemerged thru a snow wolf’s instagram three days ago.
ya’ll…
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i’m glad i never got into her hype.
so i had a feeling iggy azalea would get caught up.
she isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier to begin with.
 black twitter never forgets as well.
so iggy azalea says don’t call her “becky” but…
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how do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
 laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner…
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