i guess the paternity results came through.
blac chyna and rob kardashian are allegedly expecting!
yay?
they already had the emoji ready too.
the vixen knows her pr.
well all i can font is…
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an f-bi wanted to treat us to some chocolate tonight.
that looks like it would fill us right up.
i’m down for a taste test before bed…

lowkey: i’d like more please.

well empire tried to give us “la complex” tonight.
they introduced a new lust interest for jamal.
his name is “d-major” and he is also dl.
he blew jamal’s back out,
was acting funny in public,
realized he liked the flavor of jamal’s walls,
and now jamal will be his lowkey side piece.
that sounds like a excerpt from my memoirs.
well here are some of my thoughts…

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welp!
janet jackson is pregnant with her first cub.
she is pregnant at soon to be 50.
i know the hubz must be thrilled.
ya know who is not thrilled?
all those who had tickets to her concerts she had to “postpone”.
i doubt she is going to go back on tour after she gives birth.
she isn’t a spring vixen anymore,
but congrats on the new addition!

lowkey: so when her cub is going to prom,
she will be 80-ish?
70-ish?

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so i’m sure you know these kind of older snow bunnies.
the ones whose mouthes have no filter whatsoever.
they will call out anyone they think is doing something “wrong”.
well in their eyes anyway.
well the following video shows exactly what i’m describing.
don’t use your food stamps in the line at walmart because…
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they are just so odd to me.
kim looks “blah” now.
i’m mad ye wore his usual,
but put on a metallic jacket to the met gala this year.
well that same ye has gone to the dark side.
i know you reading like “he been there“.
well…
umm…
he claims kim kardashian is breaking barriers for black wolves to interracially date.
uh huh.
he said it.
this is the nonsense he told “the steve harvey radio show”…
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