i just took one of the best showers just now.
i washed my hair with ( x this ),
exfoliated via body scrub with ( x this ),
and all i needed in there with me was this…
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so the straight wolves have a new scheme to cheat.
maybe the gay wolves too?
i don’t know.
so i decided to sit in with some of the straight wolves at work.
i love straight wolves because they put you up on game.
their stories are rather interesting because either:

a) they exaggerate the entire story for fellow wolf points
b) they are completely raw and honest about their fuckery

they will even come with proof.
well they were having a discussion on getting pussy outside their relationship.
i’m sure the straight vixens reading are about to explode.
this is what they are doing now…

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i have a weakness for bawdies that look like this.
like,
i’m literally vibrating right now.
thank you foto119 for setting my morning off right.
muscles is my biggest aphrodisiac.
well this is bake from pompano, fl…
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…what?
they need to take off their capes.
well ya’ll done got that crazy hyena suspended off twitter.
i went to azealia bank’s twitter account and saw this…
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i had a crazy ass week.
i am exhausted.
like,
let me sleep for 13 hours just to recover.
so you know what it was time for?

retail therapy

a fox’s favorite.
sometimes buying a little “happy” is all i need.
so after i spent a grip on new clothes,
i decided to check around various stores for new scents.
you know i’m always in the market to smell good.
well i found a few signatures for the foxhole ’16 spring/summer…
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so empire went “la complex” on us.
how crazy they jacked this scene @5:20:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K45w8G3-oaw

…but it ended without jamal getting a black eye.
so i have just a few thoughts!
you know i’m gonna get into them…
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