Tag: insidejamarifox

so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole
that concert was…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM X MARKS THE FOX

i like hotels.
take me to a hotel.
unless i’m with bae,
i might try some outdoor sexual excursion.
well you never know who is watching to put your freaky ass online.
a f-bi sent me a video of someone hooking up with a groundskeeper,
but captured by a peeping tom(ette)

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

 

before the alleged “h starts for” scandal,
i admired how usher lived on his snap and insta-snap.
he would always be traveling,
taking beautiful photos,
and showing us his behind the scenes in a luxurious way.
it wasn’t attentionisto at all.
he has a good eye for all things beautiful.
that was not meant to be shady,
btw!
well usher has gotten into yoga something serious.
he posted this on his ig

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.

so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX