Tag: hmm

when i was watching “ballers” on hbo a couple weeks ago,
which stars dwayne “the rock” johnson,
it was cool to see victor cruz make his acting debut.
he did a pretty good job playing “himself”.
he can try his paws at acting after being let go from playing football.
he has always kept his love life pretty quiet.
when his baby mama/long term engagement holder,
elaina,
blasted him for his side hoes,
he still kept lowkey about it.
victor debuted his new vixen over the weekend and well…

BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP SUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i wasn’t moved.
i might be getting heartless or could sense the scheming

so did the foxhole see this video of keaton jones?
he is the bullied snow cub whose mother made this video on fb.
this is what he had to say

hmm.
well that video of keaton went viral that everyone took notice.
from baller wolves to actors.
even the bae of all snow baes,
“captain america”

that is a few of the responses he got.
someone even raised close to 60k on a “gofundme”:


it took nothing for ya’ll to get to digging.
come to find out

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

i’m sitting on the train and i get a message yesterday.
anytime the foxhole sends me something,
i have a special ringtone for ya.
the message went

“I just saw leveon bell’s (alleged) sex tape on tumblr”

oh ok!
just what my evening needed.
a sexy nfl baller wolf getting in some guts.
leveon is so messy so this is right up his alley.
you know i perked up real quick!

so i’m expecting to see this leakage in the following email.
well…

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW