Tag: head

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that means ya mama and daddy wouldn’t want you watching

there is a thrill when it comes to fuckin’ in public.
the adrenaline of “not wanting to get caught” is quite the aphrodisiac.
this is not what i had in mind via an f-bi

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

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so,
as you know,
i’m not watching “love and hiphop hollywood”.
i do know misster ray from some other reality show.
i’m thinking “college hill”,
but don’t quote me.
anyway it seems he is dating someone in this new 2017 reality:

 

his name is vic.
well vic has some alleged sex tape leakage today.
the f-bi sent us the leakage for review…

LEAKAGE ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN

i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

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graphic language and images a bound!

FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari,

I’m going into my fifth year of college. Five years ago I thought college would be the time to really find myself but I haven’t done much of that. I’ve achieved in all other areas, top of my class, damn near 4.0 GPA, recognized leader on campus, going into my senior year with job offers in a good STEM field but my sex life still isnt figured out and I’ve been working since freshman year. I started looking at guys more but I noticed I don’t really like guys, I just like dick if that makes sense, and I only like head, no bottoming or topping. I tried going back to girls but I wasn’t getting up and it was awkward for both parties. I’m not into guys emotionally but it’s hard to get turned on by girls physically. I’m DL and also don’t want my business out there so I try not to mess around too much. What should I do?

MY ANSWER

DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"