I’ll Have A Cup of Semen With My Sandwich Please

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wtf is going on with the world?
it’s like the jackals are coming out more and more.
before we know it,
they will start overtaking the good.
so this jackal decided to pour his semen on this vixen at panera bread.
yup.
he just walked up to her and gave her head a cup fulla nut.
cbs12 has more on this disgusting story…
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Work Wolf Got Shitted On

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today i was tired as hell.
i could not wait to leave the office.
so as i’m leaving,
i saw work wolf getting into the same elevator as me.

“great.”

i think i added a “fuck” there as well.
so i’m on this car and he is all in my grillz.
i was trying to avoid eye contact.
he hasn’t hit me up in texts since last week.
when i got out,
he called my name…
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Chris Brown Gives Better Head

Screen Shot 2015-08-28 at 4.34.47 PM…or should it be “complete head”?
so chris brown worked out that head situation.

he added a bull,
which probably represents “taurus”.
anyway this looks better.
its not like he going to be working a regular 9 to 5 anytime soon.
now does the “venus de milo” mean anything?
or is she there to provide constant side eyes to his life?
luh ya chris.

lowkey: i love his nails.

Chris Brown Gives Bad Head

Screen Shot 2015-08-25 at 10.48.42 PMhas chris brown lost it?
he has seriously lost it.
what would make him get that ugly “venus de milo” tattoo on the side of his head?
i hope he lost a bet and its fake.
like who are his friends?
they all need their walking papers.
look at this video of his tat process…
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