Double Dick of Boredem

Have you ever met two dudes,
around the same time,
and they both for whatever reason,
remind you of each other?

I am convinced I have met two of the most…. “boringest”…. negros EVER.

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X Marks The Spot: Ho, Ho, Ho.

One thing that keeps me happy after Thanksgiving, besides leftovers, is the contagious holiday spirit.

But, it seems like someone’s boyfriend has also rung in the spirit by trying to use his mistletoe EARLY. Playing the role of “Santa Dawgs” so the sexy naïve bottom boys will sit on his…. lap.

Didn’t he JUST move in and already acting up?

Ho, ho, muthafuckin’ ho.

Appears to look like that stray dog really does needs a leash. The only thing he will be reviecing in his stocking this year is coal…. and condoms.

Later Foxes

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Phone X’d

So after the FAIL that was the AMAs,
I decided to turn in early and have some bomb phone sex with a potential victim Sunday night.

Only thing is,

The tables turned and I ended up being the victim….

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L.M.F.A.O.

So Foxes.
I’m currently on assignment and loving every minute of it. Had to stop in to tell you all the dirty details.

So, currently, I’m trapped in my friend’s guest bedroom. Don’t worry, I’m fed and have plenty of supplies.

So anyway, my friend was telling me he was going to have company real quick tonight. Nothing long. A quickie and then… (We’ll name him Company) he would be OUT. I didn’t want to leave so I said, “I’ll chill in the back. You do your thing and then we can do something after.”

Free food/drink – Hell yeah, I’ll chill in here.

Rewind: He was telling me he has yet to speak to Company on the phone. They met on A4A. From the sounds of what my friend was telling me, Company sounded fine. Tall, slim, nice dick…. My kind of get together on a Saturday night. My friend likes his men masculine (as does many bottoms). He received a picture, but it was pretty small and blurry, but he claimed it was all good.

Uh huh nigga.

As I’m lounging, preparing myself to hear my friend’s back be blown out, the front door opens so I knew they were back.

From the sound of the voice of Company, doesn’t sound like he will be staying too long.

::: in Wendy Williams voice ::: “How U Do-innnnnnn”

From a past incident involving myself that I’ll share on a later date, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS… hear a voice. Anyone can sound “like your kind of nigga” texting. Even though many a queen has played “Switch 2 Deep”, they always get comfortable.

Later Foxes.

Oh and also: LMFAO!

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Attention Please! Attention!

::::: taps on intercom :::::

Good evening, ladies and gentleman.
Would the owner of these pecs please step up to the front.


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