Why does it seem like  tops have fatter asses than bottoms?

DISCUSS…

Have you spoken to him?

What about them?

Well, I have and I learned two things talking to all of them:

I have excellent ass taste in men and, they were fucking liars.

Continue reading ““You Don’t Have To Lie Craig!”” →

I just want to be fucked and bust a good nut all over…

“It’s a Sunday!” I could hear Mama Fox screaming in the background.

But
I am being honest and talking like a top would.

–>I. AM. HORNY.<–

Whoever fucks me next is in for a ride.

Continue reading “Fuck Me Like U Tryna Prove A Point.” →

Now,
I will admit,
I am not a serious ho-fessional when it comes to head giving.

But this nigga right HEA nigga…
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
He got us ALL beat.
Makes me want to go get a nigga from the corner to practice sukkin off on.

I want to be a problem at the BECKY too!

Continue reading “Dik Sukka. The Biz.” →

Have you ever met two dudes,
around the same time,
and they both for whatever reason,
remind you of each other?

I am convinced I have met two of the most…. “boringest”…. negros EVER.

Continue reading “Double Dick of Boredem” →

One thing that keeps me happy after Thanksgiving, besides leftovers, is the contagious holiday spirit.

But, it seems like someone’s boyfriend has also rung in the spirit by trying to use his mistletoe EARLY. Playing the role of “Santa Dawgs” so the sexy naïve bottom boys will sit on his…. lap.

Didn’t he JUST move in and already acting up?

Ho, ho, muthafuckin’ ho.

Appears to look like that stray dog really does needs a leash. The only thing he will be reviecing in his stocking this year is coal…. and condoms.

Later Foxes

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