Can I Be In Your “Top Five”?

o-TOP-FIVE-POSTER-570i love when my readers bless me with fun stuff.
it makes the foxhole a lot more exciting.
one of my favs got me an advanced screening to chris rock’s “top five” on thursday night.
the theater were it was happening was across town at lincoln center.
good thing i left my job when i did.
the line to get inside was complete madness.
the audience was of course mainly black.
the wolves who showed also looked mainly fine.
it was a very college/professional/fashionable black crowd.
my absolute favorite.
many of the wolves came with vixens.
ask me if that stopped me from looking?
and drooling.
the tall model wolf with this stupid body sat behind me alone tho…
IMHORNYi wanted to get into a review thursday night,
but i had a lot on my mind with all that has been going on.
well better late than never!
lets get into it…
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Everyone Meet Mr. and Mrs. Wade

zbm9kNdwell as you know,
dwyane wade and gabrielle union got married over the weekend.
they kept the wedding really private so there is not a ton of info.
well they did get married at a castle in florida.
well…
a mansion that looks like a castle….
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Chris Brown Takes It Like A Man

Screen Shot 2014-08-17 at 7.34.55 PMget cho mind out the guttah!
perv!
anyway so as you know,
everyone is doing this als ice bucket challenge.
the als standing for “amyotrophic lateral sclerosis”.
basically instead of lighting themselves on fire like the dumb asses,
they decided to throw a bucket of ice water on themselves for a good cause.
how scary is that,
right?
well chris brown got challenged by baller wolf,
kyrie irving,
and well…
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Gabrielle Union Forgets She Was A Mean Girl

Screen Shot 2014-07-03 at 8.08.52 PMno i’m not having a “great black 90s actresses” moment.
this was something gabrielle union put up on her instagram.
she wrote the following under the break about the picture.
some people are alleging it was about the nicki minaj/iggy azalea cloudiness.
i’ll let you be the judge…

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Being Softcore Porn (The Mary Jane Story)

tumblr_mzsevzL5OJ1rlb6iho1_400ARE YA’LL WATCHING BEING MARY JANE ON BET?!?!?!?!?
gadzooks!…

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Dwyane Wade Was A, What’s The Word, Hoe?

gabrielle-union-dwyane-wade-instagram-los-angeles-lakers-miami-heat-game-moto-jacket-b-brian-atwood-fortosa-leopard-bootiesdon’t let the clean pre baller wolf swagg fool ya,
dwyane wade is a dirty hoe.
well not dirty.
he is was a hoe tho.
well allegedly he had a baby while he was on a “break” with his new fiance,
gabrielle union.
i know!
us weekly has the tales of the charity semen…
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