Tag: fucked up

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

^that is so deep. working at this job i’m at now, celebrities and baller wolves in the news, and even being on social media… everyone is a little (or alot)…

QUOTES FROM MY FAVORITE BLOGS

From #CAKE to #SNATCHINGCELLPHONES,
Breezy Wolf has found himself in the news a lot recently.

I wish my little Wolf would #SATDOWN and enjoy his Grammy win without getting into trouble.

Trey Songz, on the other hand, had to let a Vixen HAVE IT over Breezy…
and not in the good way…

WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

I guess I have the look that a baller would be attracted too.

Star Fox kept on telling me that, even though I doubted it due to insecurities.
Hell, once before this site was even thought of I nearly had a baller of my very own…

….until I fucked it all up.

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI DREAMS OF THE FUTURE GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET LET ME TELL YOU A STORY... SOMETHING IYANLA VANZANT WOULD TELL YOU