Tag: Frank Ocean

…literally.
so frank ocean‘s birthday was yesterday.
he always gave off a heavy “introvert”.
i would imagine a quiet birthday surrounded by friends and family.
…in my head.
well,
my head is wrong.
frank ocean threw a birthday party yesterday.
the theme?
a ball.
check out a couple snippets from it…

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there is a wolf at my job who looks like frank ocean.
i’m lowkey lusting.
well ^this frank ocean was sued by his father in february.
why?
gay slurs and tumblr posts.
well guess who won?
a f-bi sent me what the “new york daily news” reported…

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what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
“bob”?
“brian”?
anyway,
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
gone,
maybe?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman

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so as you know,
or didn’t,
frank ocean released a song called “chanel”:

i can dig it.
well he mentioned in the song that “my guy is pretty like a girl”.
an f-bi sent me the alleged male that lyric might be about.
according to my f-bi:

“hey jamari, did u hear about dude frank ocean is *allegedly* boning? he was in franks magazine, is the profile pic of his “blonded radio” thing and someone saw them at a concert together a while ago…”

hmmm.
well i’m always down for a good brew.
everyone meet ysham

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