My Stripper Name Would Be “Booty Booty Foxi Cheeks”

tumblr_m3oks364ra1r8dy8go1_500“yo you busy?”

my straight wolf friend had some time to burn before his meeting.
he texted me earlier to see if he could come through.
i was in the middle of making breakfast so i said why not?
when he arrived,
i threw on another omlettes and turned on love and hiphop atl.
i missed all the ratchetness last night so i needed to catch up.
as we ate the omelets i prepared,
he asked me an interesting question…

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Which One Broke All Of Riccardo Tisci’s Walls To Pieces?

tumblr_lm9ynaud461qayrsbriccardo.
riccardo.
riccardo.
you got turned out something serious, huh?
riccardo told vogue hommes last month about the hottest sex in his life

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The Biggest Baller Snow Wolf of Them All?

Mark Cubanthat is the same face i made when i read the story.
here i am putting two and two together to buy groceries today lol
anyway everyone meet mark cuban.
 billionare.
owns the dallas mavs.
he also just won the lottery.
yup.
the rich just got a whole lot richer…

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How The Past Can Come Back and Make You Say, “Oh Good Lord”.

tumblr_m0ydi6rpIK1r79v1so1_500going back to your past can bring closure or new beginnings.
all of us have doors we haven’t closed yet,
or ones that are half way open.
in some instances,
it’s best to pack up and move out the entire house completely.
it was a surprise to me when i saw someone from my past illuminate my phone.
i was completely in shock.
what was i in for?…

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Tyler Perry Wants You All To Turn Back Around

tyler-perryseems like tyler heard about the “walter hampton” situation.

x see situation 1
x see situation 2

he wrote an open letter in regards to people “living in the past”.
rhymes with snitch got it and now i’m giving it…

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I Will Date My White Wolf And Black Folks Will Get The Fuck Over It

i love eve.
she has come a long way since philly.
ive also met her and she is really cool people.
her new album lip lock is not bad.
where is the promo for this album eve?
people have been getting on eve for dating her snow wolf,
maximillion cooper.
black men especially.
this is what she told the grio:

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