The Pretend Reality Show

reality-tv-illustrationi always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…

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Counterfit Bills and A Quarter Pounder With Cheese

i guess this “soon to, but maybe not” pre baller wolf was hungry.
listen the struggle is real and got people doing dumb shit.
everyone meet zayd issah:

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it seems high school lunch just wasn’t enough.
do they still do pizza day?
he got busted using counterfeit bills at mcdonalds and other restaurants…

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Maybe The Bad Guys In the Disney Movies Were Onto Something?

were they just misunderstood?
was cruella de vil just a woman with expensive taste?
was ursula just trying to play match maker for ariel and eric?
what about captain hook?
was he just minding his business when a bunch of flying brats took over his boat?

well shit,
i know one thing?
i learned today!

how much is it this time?
hell i lost count.
same story.
i became cool with someone,
was there for them on their lowest…
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Hot Rod Will Now Be Served On Thanksgiving Day

hot rod looks like an ostrich.
he has to be something out of the bird family to even consider doing this here…

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I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?


you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

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Are You Ready To Suck A Warm 10″ Inch Pipe For Your Rent Money?

i got an interesting comment last week on an old entry.
something happened recently with someone else and it brought me back to that comment.
it made me ponder the state of black america and what we deem as “paid“.

check it out below…

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