Tag: fake

ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ

reality-tv-illustrationi always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON X MARKS THE FOX

i guess this “soon to, but maybe not” pre baller wolf was hungry.
listen the struggle is real and got people doing dumb shit.
everyone meet zayd issah:

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it seems high school lunch just wasn’t enough.
do they still do pizza day?
he got busted using counterfeit bills at mcdonalds and other restaurants…

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE