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The Strange Thing About Your Weird Ass Neighbors

this is the weirdest thing i ever watched.
well no,
i can name a few others.
i hope it doesn’t make any too uncomfortable,
but it has a VERY strong message within it.
this maybe happening somewhere in someone’s neighborhood.
probably yours.
it could be the people that live a few houses down.
ya know,
i been tellin you something ain’t right with them again.
this short movie is called:

the strange thing about the johnsons

as usual,
an f-bi sent it and well…

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The Game Wants You To See His New “Do”

this is what he had before.
this is what he has now…

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Smelly Dick, Smelly Dick, What Are They Feeding You?

cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
amen.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
we stink.
and BOY,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.

he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.
thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…

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Elmo Has Sex With Little Boys On Sesame Street?

i hate to even think that “tickle me elmo” now has a double meaning…

it makes me sad when people do shit like this.
it takes the innocence away from something that wasn’t suppose to be tainted….

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You Should Get Inside Just-in Beaver Tonight

what.
the.
hell?
there is a sex doll of justin bieber that is selling out the stores fast.
i would ask the obvious question,
but i think the man may slap me across my head…