How Can I Tell My Mama I Seen More Penis Than Fruit of the Loom?

Huxtables-2“you know our child said he likes the sweet taste of penis?
i slapped him into next week.
he should be be back on thursday.”

we all love our parent’s right?
they raised us to be who we are today.
their teachings and guidance effects how we do things now.
yes there are some who raised themselves.
some who are not as close.
you know i feel you heavy,
but this entry goes out to the foxhole whose parents are in their lives.
who they can call up and say, “mom or dad… guess what?…”
the ones who don’t want to disappoint them.
the ones who are scared of them.
i had to askā€¦

Will you ever tell your parents you are gay?

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Got2bReal: The Final Episode

g2bri hate to see them go,
but this is the final episode.
i know.
i know.
-1 skorpion show.
those who were already wondering…

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He Had An Underwear With Skidmarks On His Head

tumblr_mkldovkBS91qcnbmho1_500i been holding on to the game.
it started kinda “wtf”ish,
but it’s getting its act together.
last night’s episode tho…

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YOUR 59TH THOUGHT: (59)

you already know what I’m bout to ask…

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WHAT IN THE ENTIRE KEYSHIA COLE FUCK?????

wait…
did anyone see last week’s show to “keyshia and daniel“????
where this love could end up“?
well if you have,
good.
i want to talk about it.
if you haven’t…

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Long Time; No Seat (Crispy Business Pt 2)

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwUP3RgoDwM]

and another one!
LOL.