Tag: eggplant

jim jones is a walking thirst trap.
from the sagging to show off the bakery and now the following.
“this” also explains why chrissy is crazy af.
i get it now via his instagram

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

you ever went shopping for an eggplant at your supermarket?
random question,
i know.
well not only did you get the fruit,
but you also saw one in “meat form” coming towards you…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 7.40.14 PMusher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX