Tag: eaten

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

“Are you happy to see me?” I smiled as I kissed the head of his dick.

I sucked on my bottom lip as I saw what waited before me.
Now as you already know, I am not a fan of a big ass dick.
I am pretty much allergic to them.
I was blessed to meet my baller with a nice 8 inch dick.
Small, I know, but that muthafucka knew how to use it.

Many football players aren’t packing major steel.
I think it’s because of their workouts or something.
I don’t know, but all I know is I wanted this football player inside me, in whatever hole could satisfy me.

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...

“I think I’m getting fat…” He smirked.

I wanted to tell him shut the fuck up so bad…

I licked my finger and slowly traced it down his hot wash board like abs. I was tempted to persuade him if I could use his stomach to hand wash my drawz. I gave him a sly grin and bit my lip because he knew what I wanted. Ray Charles could see that I wanted him to give me a special extra dose of that good stuff. I could not get around this man without wanting him inside me…..

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...