baby wake up! drake alleged pipe leakage just dropped and…

i didn’t know what to think of drake in a primal sexual way.
i know i find him attractive.


When he has a fade.
These cornrows really annoy me.

i don’t think i’ve ever gotten off to the fantasy of drake tho.
he is someone i’d talk to and be surprised.
“he got the meats and knows how to use it.”
it seems like drake got some alleged pipe leakage today…

and

Subscribe to continue reading

Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.

Already a paid subscriber?

odell beckjam jr was at drake’s crib getting folded up like a pretzel when…

out of all the nfl baller wolves out right now,
i have the biggest crush on odell beckham jr.

it’s just something about him i want to put my finger on.
his face card,
his bawdy,
his style:

look at his tail in those leather pants.
i ain’t even gonna hold you but this recent conversation had me hot.
like,
stupid hot.

he said while he was getting folded up like a pretzel at drake’s crib

Continue reading “odell beckjam jr was at drake’s crib getting folded up like a pretzel when…”

cardi b might be getting charged for assault with a deadly microphone

i can admit that i thought cardi b was right when i first saw the video.
there is a trend of randoms throwing things at performers on stage.
it started with bebe rexha getting hit with a phone while performing:

…others have been getting hit upside the head with random shit too.
it kicked off a trend that could get idiots arrested and sued.
so when i saw cardi get hit and threw her mic at a random:

i agreed with cardi because she fought back.
it seems like she is gonna be fighting a charge tho…

Continue reading “cardi b might be getting charged for assault with a deadly microphone”

drake is in his soft life era and we may just have to deal tbh

…or is drake in his “serving cunt” era?
i heard straight wolf,
hasan abi,
describe himself as that
on a stream i was watching.

i was blown tf away at how comfortable straight males have got.
as drake ages,
his f’s to give get less and less.
my manz has too much money to care what folks think nowadays.
you can tell he is getting comfortable with him.
it could be him going to therapy.

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by RapTV (@rap)

therapy but it will have you feeling free as a bird.
the straights were losing their minds over drake this weekend tho.
why?
his painted nails made their debut…

Continue reading “drake is in his soft life era and we may just have to deal tbh”

black mirror predicted this ai sh*t but we weren’t listening (we hearing now tho)

black mirror was onto something.
that show continues to be ahead of its time.
one day,
there will be no use for humans anymore.
like in those futuristic movies,
it will a wasteland where everything is run by machines.
you’d think humans would realize the terror in that but nope

We like to run toward danger and be confused when it bites back.

lately,
some of our favs have been singing other people’s songs.
foxhole…

Continue reading “black mirror predicted this ai sh*t but we weren’t listening (we hearing now tho)”

drake likes tops (but before you take this title and run with it…)

ooh,
drakey poo…

have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.

Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.

this was his answer

Continue reading “drake likes tops (but before you take this title and run with it…)”