how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis

 

and this happened
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dez bryant is happy, tweeting, and colored about his appreciation to “dope white folks”

(kinda not) nfl baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is still a chocolate fantasy.
i love looking at him in this video:

whew.
dez is known for his blunt outspokenness,
but it always ends up with folks coming for him.
he responded to the following on his twitter and it had many in a tizzy…
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when you get dragged for trying to drag dez bryant

nfl baller chocolate wolf and foxhole fav,
dez bryant,
is still fine af.
a little cray,
but..
so people can be ignorant af.
this is why we can’t have nice things.
pictures and dms are the new “autograph”.
it’s a privelege for a celeb or baller wolf to pose for a picture.
a lurking jackal asked dez for a picture one night and well…
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They Be Cummin’ Hard For The Chocolate Baller Wolf, Dez Bryant

they really coming hard for my dark chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant.
sadly,
he fell right into the trap too.
oh dez…
so dez doesn’t want to get involved in the national anthem protests.
jon machota,
who covers the dallas cowboys news,
posted this about dez on his twitter:

innocent,
right?
well once that was posted,
everyone started going in on dez.
in his hot headed and aggressive fashion,
this is what he replied
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Dez Bryant Will Beat You ( and Not In The Good Way )

Screen Shot 2015-08-03 at 10.20.04 PMyou know i think baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is rough.
he looks like he plays rough in and out of the…
well you get the idea.
well all the nfl baller wolves are currently in training camp.
the new season starts in less than a couple weeks so its work to be done.
i guess they are all frustrated because dez let loose on his teammate

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My Message To Dez Bryant!

Screen Shot 2015-01-11 at 7.06.17 PMdez!
i know you probably still VEX tonight over that loss,
but i feel you on that play they gave to greenbay.
it definitely wasn’t right.
you put in work this season so don’t think it was in vain!
try to enjoy your upcoming vaca after a good season!