so this is rather…
interesting.
so pre baller wolf of notre dame,
justin brent,
is allegedly banging a porn star.
i mean that isn’t anything new,
right?
well what happens when you both say “lets do it!”…
…and go on an alleged date?
well justin allegedly did just that at the knicks pre-seaoner with…
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“i wonder how that sausage is looking?”
k michelle is my spirit animal.
maybe i’m hers?
either way i wanna know more about these twins.
tall.
body.
“fuck stupid” looking.
who got the update on the buy one; get one free meat special?
that episode tho….
wasn’t it all kinds of antics?

lowkey: tara and that lil kim circa bad boy outfit tho?
no bueno.

x episode 10

hmmm.
i believe this the way the world is going.
the vixens may collapse,
but they’re quick to have some “clit on pussy action” so they can’t talk.
you wouldn’t believe the secrets some of these “straight” wolves have.
the ones who scream “im straight” or “fuck fags” online,
but giving some body part in real life to their homeboy.
uh uh.
i peep ya’ll emailing me asking for advice and to get more comfortable.
so the word of the day is:

…or “foxhole-flexible”.
im with it.
i already got my trophy shining products ready.
what about you?

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“what would you say if i was dating ____________?”

she showed me the picture on her phone.

“____________ looks like your type.”

hell looked like my type.
i didn’t want to say that out loud tho.
she didn’t know how i got down.
______ was tall,
dark,
and handsome.
i thought it was a baller wolf.
_________ wasn’t shirtless,
but you could tell there was a nice body underneath the suit.
she told me that they worked together.
job title: supervisor.
every vixen and fox working there was interested.
________ was interested in her tho.
so what was the issue?

“that was once a woman baby!”

oh yes.
i was picture cat fished…
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beard.
it has two definitions.
it can be that thing you have on your face when you don’t shave for 2 weeks.
like, now.
baby when do you plan on getting a cut?
you look terrible.
or it could be:

yup.
the big breasted,
shiny haired,
“look like you have good pussy”,
vixen you usually saw in your dreams or a magazine spread for bras.
today foxhole,
we gonna talk about the beard,
or to some of us:
friend…

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so i know you have been lonely for a while.
i got 5 of my best candidates ready to take you out on a date.
champagne chronik nightcap.

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let loose and be a little… bad.
you getting uptight on me.
you need to be in the presence of someone fine.
willing to do whatever you desire.
i got chu baby.
let’s see the contestants in the pleasure hole…

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