i had to let the foxhole know. idris elbadid not get the chance to pound my yams. well you guys have been wondering who wonthe “win a date with idris elba/pound his yams” contest through omaze.
( x see it here)
i’ve gotten a ton of emails asking about it. check who won the contest… Read More »
every time i see that “pounding of the yams” thing, i laughand get a bit turned on. i’ll save my ratchetness for another time.
so valentine’s day is about a week away.
Who is going on that Valentine’s date with Idris Elba?
this is for my vixens.
i don’t think this one is “foxhole friendly”… …or could it?
idris has teamed up with omaze for a night you may never forget.
( x see that entry here)
well since idris wants this date to be perfect,
he has teamed up with advisors to make sure everything goes smooth. check out this video of what they spoke about… Read More »
this maybe for “vixens only”, but whenever big money is involved, it may just change. so ^that could be idris elba getting ready for a date with you. no, it is definitely not a joke.
idris is auctioning himself off as a “date” for valentine’s day. no, it’s still not a joke. check out the ad for this date… Read More »
just when i was about to join a site like “match.com”, a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”. he was looking for a little romance and this happened… Read More »