how many sex positions can you do in one minute?

am i the only one who thinks the straights are getting a little weird?
they use to talk so much shit about us but these days:

I think the straights are weird AF.

now i don’t know if these two are gay,
cause they’ll be still weird if they’re gay,
but they decided to show us a ton of sex positions but in one minute

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when are ya’ll gonna tell chris brown the truth?

this is what happens when you have too many people suckin’ your penis over the years.
no one is telling him the truth it seems.
chris comes off either delusional or entitled.
he is always ranting about not being accepted in hollywood circles.
this is his latest:


this is the truth that chris needs to read.
i think many of us who are chasing a certain crowd needs to hear it as well…

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jonathan majors has a lot of stamina and can run really fast

there is 3 sides to every story.
your side.
the other person’s side.
the truth somewhere in-between.
the bts deets of jonathan majors and his ex came out in the wash
a wash that should have happened months ago tbh.
every time that details of this story dropped,
it had us all on the spin cycle.
they’ve given us surveillance video and phone audio for us to be the judge…

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the hits keep coming for diddy, eh?

it’s going to be hard to get rid of diddy.
there will be a war against the jackals for him.
they took r. kelly but they won’t take diddy too!
i was just listening to the lox’s first album today.

Diddy was all over that.

he is all over mary.
he is all over kim.
he is all over big.
he is all over the 90s.
diddy is responsible for our millennial classics,
if you grew up on the east coast.
summertime was usually when bad boy ruled supreme.
his music is associated with a lot of childhood memories for me.
you can’t font that he didn’t make hits.
his latest hit is his rape of ( x alleged 17 year old with 3 others ).
rolling stone is on his ass so you know it’s not looking good.
his response too all this drama he is in was interesting

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will and jada pinkett-smith sure had us fooled, eh?

so i’m guessing jada pinkett-smith isn’t in sound mind for “girl’s trip 2”?
jada has been on 1,
2,
3,
and 4 lately and it feels like everyone is getting tired of her.
the word vomit keeps flowing and we don’t have enough bleach.
in her latest “oh more nonsense!” about her situationship with will smith

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grayling purnell seems like the absolute perfect boyfriend!

so we have gone from watching couples have sex to domestic violence?
are we that bored on musk’s twitter?
grayling purnell has been some of your latest obsessions.
he uploaded a video with him fighting his latest boy toy

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