The “If You Had A Coochie In This Situation” Question (1)

Screen Shot 2016-06-21 at 9.52.14 PMsoooooo…
i saw this video and had to ask myself:

“self.
what would i do if i had a coochie in this situation?”

so as you know,
or didn’t,
the cleveland cavaliers won the ’16 championship last weekend.
of course,
they decided to celebrate.
they went to las vegas to get turnt.
“bodega meat” baller wolf,
j.r. smith,
decided to take his bottle of champagne and…
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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: “Champagne Chronik Nightcap” Edition (43)

so i know you have been lonely for a while.
i got 5 of my best candidates ready to take you out on a date.
champagne chronik nightcap.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlO00rkOP4]

let loose and be a little… bad.
you getting uptight on me.
you need to be in the presence of someone fine.
willing to do whatever you desire.
i got chu baby.
let’s see the contestants in the pleasure hole

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