WOLF MEAT: (321)

tumblr_mpdq4xtN0n1s2l33so1_500you like em fun sized?
well look no further.
he is fun sized and has a real career.
two things that usually don’t go together….

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (60)

Paparazziwelcome to the entertainment industry.
a place you have been struggling for a while.
you do __________.
you been trying to get noticed for your talent.
you see everyone rising the top but you.
so you keep on working your ass off.
well it finally it happened.
whatever you did caught on and stardom has happened.
everyone knows your name now.
the blogs are giving you full support.
the foxhole has even featured you as “baller ______”.
you get invited to all the a list events.
good seats with no questions asked.
you get to network with people who actually make moves.
everywhere you go there is someone wanting to take your picture.
good right?…

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If You Were A Celeb, You Would Read Your Mean Tweets?

11954322131712176739question_mark_naught101_02.svg.medimagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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UPDATE: Romeo Miller’s Alleged Dick Picture Leaks For The World

romeo,
oh romeo,
how big is art thou alleged peen romeo?
below you say…

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mental homework: (13)

as usual,
i see a comment that makes me stop what i’m doing.
this time it was from tajan in:

I Sing, I Dance, and I Can Make A Man Cum Under 5 Minutes so I’m Headed to Hollywood!

everyone left great comments,
but this one was on point when it comes to the industry and everyone wanting to be stars…

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I Sing, I Dance, and I Can Make A Man Cum Under 5 Minutes so I’m Headed to Hollywood!

this new generation are all “talented”, aren’t they?
everyone has some talent they want to present to the world.
it is almost becoming sickening.
i swear you can’t meet anyone who isn’t “something”.
i haven’t met the new shot lawyer or extremely talented police officer.
everyone who is black online is coming out with a record,
about to star in a movie,
gay guy is styling everyone and their mama,
big tits and fat ass means you are a model,
has work out training videos…

and whatever else to get 2,000 friends easy.
hell, even being a blogger is over saturated.
i’m not trying to knock dreams,
but are these “starry eyed” goals realistic dreams these days?
remember when people said they were going to be a singer and it was fascinating?
everyone who thinks because they can hair flip on stage,
they are beyonce.
i had to ask…

Is everyone black headed to Hollywood?

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