Tag: car

/the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is advised.

you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i find videos like the following to be very sad.
so i didn’t know gary houston,
whitney houston‘s brother,
was allegedly addicted to drugs.
well i found out yesterday when an f-bi sent me the following article:

Whitney Houston Brother Caught Unconscious Outside Drug Den In Video

…courtesy of radar online.
of course,
i saw “drug den” and had to see wtf was up.
well in the video was so depressing to me.
it showed gary,
allegedly high af,
in his suv.
check it out below

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

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“what you doing?”

“work.
wassup?”

“i’m gonna pick you up later…”

thank god for that text.
it was damn near 1000 degrees outside.
the thought of taking all those trains,
and transfers that came with it,
felt like hell.
i still had to walk a few blocks home so i was happy for the ride…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

article-gym-1-0429some of these attentionitos ain’t shit.
they will neglect their loves ones to cheat with their main hoe.
the main hoe name is “gym”.

“where you at?”
“in the gym.”

“who is that in the background?”
“at the gym.”

“where are you going at 3am?”
“to see the gym.”

these attentionistos/nistas obsessed with the gym nowadays.
if they could sleep and eat there,
they would sleep on a treadmill and pay rent.
well this one gym attentionisto,
by the name of solomn allen,
left his cub in the car to go train a client.
the cub was 18 months old.
check this story sent in by the f-bi via daily mail

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES X MARKS THE FOX

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001“oh how precious!
look at her!
she is absolutely precious and light skinned-ed-ed…”

…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know

THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE