(Paint) Him

y4T99KXiE early this morning,
i went to go get some medicine for my ignorant acting allergies.
i didn’t sleep at all last night because i felt terrible.
when i got around the block,
i saw people and police standing around this car.
a nice whip at that.
black dodge charger
black tints

rims
i usually see it parked there on my way to work in the morning.
well the car don’t look like that anymore…
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How To Rape A Man At Gun Point And Drop Him Home Afterwards

friends!her friend must have been hard up for some peen.
this thoughtful lady here helped her friend get some much needed wall massaging.
it just so happened at gun point.
now you know a wolf can perform under pressure ladies…
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NOOOO!!!! STOPPPPP!!!! PLEASEEEE!!!!!! BABY STOP!!!!!!

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i don’t know how these straight wolves do it.
i just don’t.
i saw this video of this wolf’s wife throwing a bitch fit in the car.
when i say i was waiting for the slap?…

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I Would Ride The Hell Out Chu. I Damn Sure Would.

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i saw my dream car tonight!
my dream wolf also owned it.
that’s another story.
i ran out of brown rice,
so i had to take a quick trip to the corner store.
when i walked out my building,
i saw this sexy wolf talkin to the spanish vixen couple buildings up.
he was definitely my type,
but i didn’t even focus on him for to long.
his car is what really got my attention….

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#boom #crunch #splat (Fucked).

imagine being in a car.
any car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
windows down.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
stop sign.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
car-crash12you = car.
the pick up truck = life.
the outcome….

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I’ll Be The Naughty Driver and You Be My Dirty Hooker

mr-cee-hot-97-475he don’t listen.
you woulda thought he learned from last time.

x see last time

but i guess the bussy and mouth is just too good to quit.
he did upgrade to full on male this time…

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