Tag: cam newton

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS SUS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

^this one needs a show.
after this football career is over,
please give him some kind of something.
i’d watch.
so cam newton went on vacation.
football season is over so why not?
i had to post this picture for the foxhole from his ig

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

so guess who got an invite to the 2017 met ball last night?
that baller wolf right ^there.
mr. cam newton.
i bet he got a massive hard on when he saw his ticket.
he even landed on vogue.com,
which took us through the visual process of him getting ready.
david ricks was the photographer who brought us all the baller wolfy goodness…

BALLER WOLVES BASICS FOX SWAGG HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS X MARKS THE FOX

cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.

it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response

BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"

Cam-Newtonhas baller wolf for the carolina panthers,
cam newton,
been turned out?

i’m starting to believe so.
i should have known by some of his outfit choices.
so in a recent interview with gq for the september issue,
cam thinks we are past racism.
as a nation,
that is.
this is what he had to say via espn

THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW