You Put My Nudes Online and I’ll Have Your Ass Arrested

tumblr_msbse5qUry1qi857wo1_500“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…

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I HATE PIGS!

tumblr_mpd67uvrtA1qj171uo1_400hate is such a strong word.
i’ll use loathe.
police have been fuckin’ with people (minorities) for years.
in ny they have a law where they can search you at any given moment.
even if you are innocent and minding your own business.
the following video is heartbreaking.
these pigs shot this wolf’s dog because he was trying to protect his owner.
you know they do that sort of thing.
the owner should have been minding his business,
but did they really have to shoot this animal?…

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Frank Ocean Allegedly Gets Arrested For Getting Travelling Throat In A Moving Car

i wonder if it was in that car?…

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Night Night! Keep Your Butt Hole Tight!

“A California teenager appearing in court for allegedly sodomizing two students in separate incidents yelled “get me out of here” as he was led away from his family by bailiffs. Fernando Salgado was one of four students at A.B. Miller High School, in Fontana, Calif., arrested in the attempted sodomy of another student with steel rebar while the other three – all minors – allegedly held the boy down and removed his pants, reported KTLA. Another incident took place June 14 involving three students who allegedly held down another boy while Salgado attempted to sodomize him with a wooden broom handle, according to KTLA. “The allegations are something that have been just gut-wrenching for us,” Fontana Unified School District Superintendent Cali Olsen-Binks told the station. Salgado, 18, pleaded not guilty to two felony counts of sexual penetration and false imprisonment while sobbing in front of his family. Eventually he became so upset he jostled bailiffs before being physically restrained and led out of the courtroom. The judge and lawyers left the room as bailiffs dimmed the lights and also escorted Salgado’s family out of the courtroom, with his sister shouting, “What if that was your son?” the San Bernadino Sun reported. The alleged incidents both took place in the same summer school masonry class taught by Emmanuel Delarosa” – NY Daily News

“GOD!
I JUST GOT FUCKED LAST NIGHT!
I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!”


He wasn’t sobbing when he shoved that metal pipe in his classmate’s ass…

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Kim Kardashian Is The Canal Street of Soul Food

Kim just digs a hole for herself doesn’t she?
She should know Twitter was about to fuck her whole shit up when she said she was cooking “soul food“.
She ended up posting a picture of the soul food in question…

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