Tag: breakfast

ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ

tumblr_lvqcuaLItY1qk6bpjo1_500it pays to have good friends in your life.
these are the people who make me go on,
even when i feel like giving up.
so this morning,
half asleep,
karaoke texted me asking me to do her a favor.
she wanted my cable info to watch a show on her computer.
since she is one of my closest friends that i trust,
i said why not?
one thing about karaoke is she cooks really good.
her family makes the best food.
she always sends me pictures of food she makes.
well i’m no where close to florida to get some food,
and i was stupid hungry,

so i texted jokingly…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 9.25.34 PMusher is such a dilf.
can we call wolves “dilfs”?
well hell…
we callin’ him a dilf here.

so usher won a bet and had to pay up.
if his team member on the voice,
josh kauffman,
won for the season.
so what was the bet?
well usher said he would cook breakfast in his underwear.
well what a coinky dink.
i me my foxhole we was hungry too…

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ