Tag: Baller Alert

isn’t shemar moore part of the “sexy light skin 90s wolves” tribe?
wasn’t he in the starter pack?
i watched “brothers” the other day and thought he was so fine.
so shemar was in the news for allegedly dating a random phaedra parks.
i know.
she posted this picture:

comments turned off,
i see.
she made it look like they were dating.
it went pretty viral and i guess shemar wanted to clear up rumors.
this is what he posted on his ig

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

BALLER WOLVES BASICS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

tumblr_o7yzjzgC7V1u2r94mo1_500remember when i use to call him “breezy wolf”?
good times.
chris brown,

always a favorite in the foxhole,
was called “gay” today.
i mean,
unlike any other days he has been called “gay”,
this reason was rather interesting.
so chris is collaborating with nike and olivier rousteing for the “nikelab collection”,
football nouveau line.
oliver is the head designer of balmain.
look him up.

well he went to the cité universitaire in paris,
where the event was held,
and did some photo-ops with oliver like so…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? X MARKS THE FOX

Screen Shot 2015-04-06 at 7.36.07 PMi might be able to predict the future.
i swear on everything i love and my life that i predict this.
something in my foxy senses said last week:

“shawn’s nudes gonna leak soon…”

…and here today,
shawn bullard from “match made in heaven” gets some leakage.
is it me or does he give anyone low key messy”?
well how did they leak in the first place?
the revenge of the ex”.
baller alert got the special delivery and this is what the ex told them…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I CAME... DID YOU?

Screen Shot 2014-12-22 at 8.24.48 PMi always got this impression future had some good pipe.
hell ciara confirmed it for us.
*waves* hi c…
he seems like the type you put in the “fwb” category.
the wolf you let smash because he was “there” and it turned out to be good.
real good actually.
so you keep on doing it until you get married or saved.
you know those types.
one of the f-bi sent me a treat today.
it’s a groupie on future’s alleged dick report for our review from balleralert.
lets take a look shall we….

STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"