…you know that always starts a good tale.
sooooooo…
and why did he black out his tail,
but when did these two attentionistos become bffs?…
Continue reading ““So The Two Attentionistos Were In A Car, Right?”” →

it sunday so i’m assuming some of the foxhole are still sleep.
they went out to the club last night and deciding to sleep in.
some of you are up and eating breakfast.
making your rounds on your favorite websites.
well i’m glad you decided to join me this morning!
as the title states,
i conducted an interview about one of my favorite subjects.

ATTENTIONISTOS

it was pretty in depth in how some make their money.
personal training,
modelling,
and “look at my new shoes” don’t always cum from hard work.
well puttin’ in work…
oh and you may find yourself not breathing for a good 10 minutes.
i’m not responsible for any passing out or choking.
anyway check out my interview with “fuck attentionistos”…

(this is NSFW,
18^,
and “only for the curious straights”)

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i know i am and i won’t apologize for it.
so you know that entry i wrote ( x below )?
well i had a thought about it on my mind for a while.
i guess i’m glad that happened so i could release it.
so ever so often,
some “straight” attentionisto complains of all the male attention he gets.
he wants to have a moment and announce to the world:

“I’M STRAIGHT!
DEAD SERIOUS!”

“ALL THESE GAY PINEAPPLES NEED TO HOP OFF MY PAGE!”

“FUCK THAT GAY SHIT!”

…and so on and so forth.
well here is the issue with that.
some of these insta-attentionistos ain’t straight to begin with.
now not every wolf who takes off his shirt is for “us”,
but some of them can be.
some of the same ones barkin’ got questionable ass DMS.
others who are #mcm have a couple #mcm.
we are so use to the following…
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”).
Continue reading “We All Just Trying To Get Smashed By “Our Fantasies”” →

these days,
the attentionistos come in all shapes and sizes.
some are gay as hell.
others are straight as well.
then there are those that you would assume run in the foxhole,
but are actually married with cubs.
to a vixen.
with an actual vagina.
not post-op.
welp that is mory fofanah.
the married attentionsito with cubs.
i been sniffin’ around his instagram since ( x my entry ) on him and well…
Continue reading “The Curious Thirst Trap of Mory Fofanah” →

i love when the attentionistos put up random sex memes.
look we all like sex here.
vixens better be glad he hints about it.
fuck around and think he is the perfect gentleman,
gets her cooch banged out of alignment (or not),
and never get a phone call returned a day in her life.
no time for that.
so when duba put this up…
Continue reading “Sex Memes Tell Us What We Want to Know” →

ITS TIME TO BURN!
welp it looks like herbalife might be burning out.
i know!
shocker much?
what will all the attentionisto’s do?
well the latimes has the “time to get a job” meal plan…
Continue reading “So Is Herbalife Losing Weight Now?” →