Sore (Yeezus + Sleezus)

img-apriltest_104557289055.jpg_guides_heroi don’t know he did it,
or how sore yeezus must be,
but sleezus is gracing the cover of vogue magazine.
anna what hadda happened?
i thought you hated her?
it was so bad today,
the snow bunnies at work were having a fit.
i can just imagine the timelines when this image leaked.
they even made a little video to celebrate the april 2014 cover…

giphyi pray the article is filled with tremendous amounts of shade.
like what are they gonna even talk about in this write up?
how she became a worldwide phenomenon because she gave terrible head?
i’m absolutely confused.
i know kris jenner is grinnin like a shit eatin’ possum at this victory.
well on the good news,
it looks like yeezus changed those 2 year old leather pants.
i think.
as for sleezus,
she does look pretty and the dress is dope.
i see they edited her back to her old face.
the only thing that stands out is the baby.
north is the cutest celeb baby i done seen thus far.
see!
i can be nice.
i guess since they campaigned so hard for this vogue cover,
and it was the basis of his many meltdowns,
its safe to say their 15 minutes are officially up?

giphy-1we shall soon see.

youtube: vogue

12 Comments

  1. Zen Buddha said:

    It’s clear they’re using each other for status.I don’t know why people take celebrity couples seriously.They’re gonna get married because it’s the thing to do and it will end in divorce a few years later.Kim will use the divorce and custody battle over North to keep her name out there so she can hold onto as much popularity as she can.Paris Hilton eventually had to let go and realize her 15 minutes was up.When will Kim?

    March 21, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^when her mama die.
      no offense,
      but kris jenner is the tie that binds them into the media.

      March 21, 2014
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    • Eris.M said:

      Yea but I rather be in Paris Hilton shoes that bitch has 46 Paris Hilton stores selling all her perfumes, hair, shoes, blow dryers, flat irons, bags nail polish, cupcakes and everything like such as and she has a spa her fame is dead but that gal is rich very rich (nene voice)

      March 21, 2014
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      • Zen Buddha said:

        Paris was already rich though.

        March 21, 2014
  2. Lindo said:

    I really didn’t care about this, but I was glad they show the baby because she is adorable.

    March 21, 2014
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  3. The Man said:

    Didn’t you hear Jamari? They are letting anyone on the cover of Vogue. I got a shoot tomorrow.

    March 21, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^aww damn.
      how you get on so fast?
      i’m on the wait list til at least september.

      March 21, 2014
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    • Lindo said:

      You know who else going to be on the cover of Vogue?
      Linnethia Leakes

      March 21, 2014
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  4. Y Colette said:

    Wintour refused to give Kim solo cover.I wonder what Kanye had to give up for her to put them on the cover.

    March 21, 2014
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^
      “what dat head be like?” anna whispers to yeezus.

      i bet he had to do a whollllllleeeeee lotta suckin’ up.

      March 21, 2014
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  5. mikey kun said:

    ugh my girl kerry washington better have a cover coming

    March 22, 2014
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  6. ICeeDedPpl said:

    I like it. Something is dark, mysterious, about the cover.

    They remind of the underworld couples of world mythology:

    Hades and Persephone
    Seth and Nephthys
    Nergal and Ereshkigal

    Low key Shango and Oya, but I’m sleep though.

    March 22, 2014
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