he is cute,
well what if i told you he was a boxer wolf?
what if i told you he would probably fuck you stupid…
…but for a place to stay?
he ugly af now?
well his name is sheldon payne.
he was put on a kinda blast by kimya d hicks.
this is what she put on her facebook for the world to see…
i’m not even going to font about the belt and the chain.
the shoes looked burnt.
we got attentionistos/nistas on ig flexing for less.
this was sheldon before:
…from his old social media.
i’m moreso confused she was talking to him with the gun?!?!?
what if he tried to rob her at gunpoint?
as soon as he raised up his shirt,
that’s when i would have to wish him a good rest of his afternoon.
the crazy part is sheldon is he is “that type”.
you know the type i’m talking about.
Can we font?
he is light skin,
he is the perfect “stray wolf” for some gay to rescue.
sheldon would have legit been fuckin’ brains out in exchange for rent.
you know broke/crazy/both dick is the best.
that vehicle would have been sheldon’s during work hours.
sheldon’s whole wardrobe would have been bought too.
am i lying?
i don’t care how cute sheldon is,
he can’t afford to be putting the mileage on my fox tail.
that would have been the end of that.
well kimya exchanged numbers with sheldon.
asking for money with a phone.
this was their text conversation:
if you see sheldon driving a random vehicle,
you know what happened next.
video cc: facebook