would you want something real,
or do you want ratchet?
when you think of getting a wolf,
do you want it to start off with some footing,
or do you want to just want him to dive right into ya booty?
those are the question you need to ask yourself…
i like ratchetness.
oh no: i love it.
it’s one of the reason i like watching reality tv.
i am always down to watch some foolishness.
the last entry i posted about all the wolves being exposed…
well that was foolishness.
foolishness that kept me glued to every page.
ive realized that everyone has a “thing” in life.
some of us are either damn good at being ratchet,
or a few have mastered the art of both.
whatever it is you are “good” at,
you need to learn to use it to your advantage.
as much as i would love to be some ratchet jackal,
i just can’t.
i couldn’t put some wolf i was talking to nudes online because he pissed me off or i was bored.
a heart or something.
i personally find more joy in cursing him out and ignoring his texts/calls.
when i looked at the pictures from the last entry,
for the first time,
i didn’t question myself.
no beatin myself up.
so this jackal was able to get these “straight” wolves out their nudes.
i could as well.
and will flirt with a tree if it payed attention to me.
and another guess what?
you could as well.
anyone can get a man naked.
its not that hard.
see what i did there.
whats impressive is getting him naked,
putting him under your spell,
getting in his wallet,
and wrapping him around your finger.
see that’s “my” thing.
so when you look at those pics,
please don’t get jealous or envious.
enjoy it for what it’s worth.
if you want,
you can go do the same.
tumblr is free and so is instagram.
but then what?
i don’t know about you,
but i want something real.
something that sticks.
shit i want effective communication.
i missed you.
where you been hiding today?”
i was just thinkin about u.”
“was the deal love?
what u doin tonight?
there is this great spot i want to eat at.
“i got a massage with your name on it.
ima swing by after work.”
i want that!
i want him to answer his fuckin’ phone when i call.
i want options.
i want a couple draft picks in my dating combine.