lets talk about the owner of those “arrest dat negro” videos,
he is definitely a “harlem” wolf…
so this is going to be a 2 parter.
i’m going to bed after.
i feel awful.
anyway so we have a problem in new yawk.
jackals out here swiping your credit/debit card info,
going to expensive stores,
and buying shit on your identity.
well the city is starting to crack down on the antics heavy.
an f-bi sent me a dossier about this bodega wolf,
but i could not stop laughing at this video he posted…
this is definitely a story of when hash tags go wrong.
so the snow bunny on the left,
who happens to be jeanette mccurdy of icarly/sam & cat teeny bopper fame,
was hash tagged by baller wolf for the detriot pistons,
he was #wcw (woman crush wednesday) her something serious,
she found out,
and she ( x accepted ) his invite for a friend request.
they posted a pictures of them going to disney world and ( x all kinds of lovey dovey shit ).
well 2 weeks later,
she went on a radio podcast and straight blasted him…
in new yawk,
in every hood,
you will find a bodega on every block.
whatever you need is pretty much inside one.
it’s basically a poor man’s 7/11 usually ran by spanish or arabs.
so when need some cheap toilet paper,
you know the 0 ply that will probably scratch up ya bootyhole,
that’s where you go.
one thing the bodega’s specializes in is meat.
lemme get a sausage, egg, and cheese on a roll.
it usually looks good,
but you know its bad for you.
you eat it anyway because it’s available and hits the spot.
just like the wolves i’m gonna feature in bodega meat.
don’t ack bougie like a hood wolf never dun’ to’ your ass up.
so everyone meet the flyguytatted…
this entry is going to like a game of “clue”.
“it was michael sam,
in the alleged master bathroom,
with the pipe!”
i’m not going to say anything.
i’m sure you will tho.
^that pic is the hypothetical first clue.
okay so michael sam,
was caught in a selfie penis love triangle.
the “love” being that everyone kinda loved it.
well his agent,
had this to say about all the confusion (via gawker)…
“WON!!! It still has not registered that I am the proud recipient of the #AcademyAward for Best Actress in A Supporting Role. What a magnificent day. Thank you again to the Academy and to all who put their time and good energy into rooting for me.” Lupita Nyoung’o, Instagram
i wanted to post some more lupita from the oscars.