ain’t it funny…
how you can be respected and admired by so many people,
but you care when that one or two irrelevants don’t like you?
why is that?
why does everything positive about us go down the toilet when an asshole spits shit?
its like celebs who will only respond to negativity.
why do some of us hold what people think about us to such a high standard?…
this isn’t really a “public foxhole” announcement,
but moreso a “you could get that ass caught up” reminder.
moreso for the d/l and some discreet foxholers.
so you know how you be on the gram right?
you be liking random dudes pics ‘n’ adding friends ‘n’ shit.
well you that your followers can see that?
well this is how “the shade room” caught “empire”s lee daniels the other day.
he was on a liking frenzy and well…
speaking of vixens,
another one of my baddies went to the ’15 nfl draft last night.
they actually know one of the pre baller wolves and got to go backstage.
she was all set to bag a baller wolf too.
well i asked her about it today and she said…
i guess one of the perks of being gay is knowing pretty vixens.
like 98% of the vixens i know are gorgeous.
no full blown ratchets.
all trying to make something of themselves.
you are who you attract?
they are always #teamjamarifoxlife too.
the funny part is,
if i was straight,
i’m sure i would have dated them.
well today i went on a lunch date with one of the flyest…
um how did ^this happen?
is it make up?
i see why tyga has lost his mind.
she looks great “after”.
whoever made ^that happen needs their props.
lowkey: mi is a kardashian fan.
she likes “the big one”.
i retreat once she turns this show on.
does miss brenda j even care?
its like the pimp lady is grooming kylie to be the next
look at this fuckin crazy shit.
this bat shit cray cray jackal is literally outside rihanna crib…
take me now?
so i was sitting on tumblr,
minding my own business,
when ^this wolf pops up.
like out of nowhere.
you know i had to sniff him out.
well everyone meet jeremy…
so i decided to try something new.
when work wolf texted me in the morning,
i would make sure to ignore it.
i had a lot of work i had to do anyway.
hell it would help me be focused.
he texted me in the morning and i put my phone in my drawer.
out of sight
out of mind
when i took my phone out my drawer in the afternoon,
i decided to reply back to his message…
say “hello” to my meaty friend…
well andrew caldwell,
aka “i love the wimmenz”,
made it onto jimmy kimmel.
well it isn’t for his straightness.
he got a yogurt thrown on him and he gets an interview on tv.
an f-bi sent me the entire interview…