Miami Heat Blaze A Trail With The Championship

corny title i know.
it was too easy.
shut up.

The king finally has his crown.

Two years ago, LeBron James chose to team up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade in Miami and build an instant basketball dynasty. The Heat fell two wins shy of beginning that reign in 2011. On Thursday, Miami’s rule over the NBA officially began.

now,
which whore is getting impregnated tonight?
or, which fox will be giving some game winning throat?


10 thoughts on “Miami Heat Blaze A Trail With The Championship

  1. I aint gonna lie, I didn’t want them to win it. I’m a big fan of OKC and they deserved to win.

    Oh and by the way I think Russell Westbrook is bad as hell. Yea, I said it, so what.

    1. The Man, I feel you bro, I am such a hater because I am sick these clowns won. I absolutely hate Lebron James whiny crybaby ass, but the Thunder phone in sick throughout the series. I give the Heat begrudgingly their props. OKC is not my team, but I was rooting for them, Durant and Westbrook seem so humble compared to the Heat Prima Donna’s.

  2. Im trying to find a club theyre gonna be in this weekend, I need one of them heat boys, I’ll even take a bench warmer…. ***throat warmups***

    1. LMAO…..You funny as shit. I wouldn’t mind letting Bosh give me some throat tho.

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