How To Come Out The Closet and Get Paid For It

1icKrjTsome people keep their closet door bolted for this very reason.
you’ll soon see the reason,
or maybe afterwards,
you’ll be motivated to set up a gofundme account.
anyway so daniel ashley pierce,
who resides in georgia,
decided he wanted to come out the closet to his parents.
of course it didn’t go as planned.
well this is the video that has gone viral with what happened as he did…
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IF I WAS A FAT ASS FEMALE

tumblr_n5or42A37J1smqjvqo1_400i’ll be honest with you.
back in the day,
dealing with the loneliness of being a fox aka bottom,
i would imagine myself as ^that vixen.
well not that vixen per say,
but something in that package.
light skin.
long wet ‘n’ wavy hair.
a fat ass.
tight pussy.
i would say:

“yeah!
i’d have that fine ass wolf over there!
i’d get him to buy me dis!
take me here!
i’d use my pussy to get the pineapples i wanted!
i’d have every sexy wolf i’d see!”

yup.
#nofuckstogive
i would see a chick like that and get so jealous.
she would be getting all the wolves i wanted.
it would make me feel that those same wolves i liked were only “straight”.
when i say instant depression?
well lately i have stepped outside my insecurities.
hanging out and working with the straights teaches me a lot.
yeah…
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How To Be A Smart Fox

32606-Head-Vs-Hearttake ^that how you want.
so ya know what?
these jackals and hyenas out here losing in these streets,
but its funny how they operate.
they go into the world and see a branch,
or a stump,
and are programmed to think that’s how the entire forest operates.
the smart fox does not.
the smart fox sees the forest and knows we are one of the smallest animals in it.
the biggest mistake the jackals and hyenas make…
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Easy Cum; Easy Hoe

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after that phone call i received earlier…
today has been a real chill day for me.
i think the only thing i did was get up,
take a shower,
and then climb back in bed to binge watch my shows.
pretty little liars being the first.
so as i was getting into it,
contemplating taking a nap,
i got a call from a familiar number.
it was mr. big wolf,
star fox’s “x”.
he rarely ever calls me.
he usually sends a text.
i knew this had to be serious…
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Gay People Don’t Get Buried Since They’re Going To Hell

tumblr_mb9yd7HQ6H1qll5dxo1_500so how would you feel if you couldn’t get buried becaaauuussseeeee…
….you like to smash the same sex?
you didn’t kill anyone.
you didn’t rape a kid.
hell you didn’t jaywalk.
your funeral would be cancelled because of the life you live.
well an vix-bi sent me an update and well…

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A Boy, Born A Girl, Named Laverne?

Screen Shot 2014-08-06 at 8.57.13 AMso before i start,
i just have to say that i like sophia on “orange is the new black”.
i believe that is who laverne cox,
the actress who plays sophia,
really is.
well laverne,
as you should know,
is transgender.
she appeared on “cbs this morning” and had to correct oprah’s bestie,
gayle king,
about how felt she was born real quick.
this is what was said…

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Escort-ed Away

tumblr_mgllwuIvs31r251tno1_500i’m always fantasizing what it would be like to have a lot of money.
i actually think about it everyday.
who would i be smashin’?
what would i buy?
where would i go?
when would i get up in the morning?
why would i even think of turning down?
i believe it so i see it.
well one of the male vps at my job has that kind of life.
he is an older snow wolf who is the definition of money.
he has the crib,
cars,
and the vixens.
oh does he he have the vixens…
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Domestic Violence Will Get You Popped

stephenasmithso will ignorant views on it.
ain’t that right,
stephen?
so can i be honest?

i haven’t really been following the stephen a smith story.
don’t judge me.
well i heard about his idiot remarks about domestic violence:

like,
stephen,
there are vixens out here getting their ass beat because they put too much salt in the rice.
cut it out.
i banished him for that point on.
anyway as much as i love stephen’s usually honest commentary on “first take”,
he went way too far towards “doofus” with his latest comments.
he ended up getting suspended for a week and won’t return until next week wednesday.
tsk.
you know the crazy thing about domestic violence is…
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