Lets Do The Jackal Creep! (Ready, Set, Hide!)
so earlier today,
i decided to go and get some gnc multivitamins.
it makes no sense that when i wake up,
i’m ready to take my ass right back to sleep.
i havent taken multivitamins in a while,
but when i did,
i usually had a ton of energy.
since i start this job tomorrow,
i can’t be feeling like death especially on my first day.
so when i got to gnc and i saw this person at the corner…
…def didn’t think anything of it.
def wasn’t my type.
he was all kinds of dust bunny.
no hair cut in weeks.
shoes was burnt the fuck up.
2001 rocafella hoody.
breath looking like it smelled of stale baloney and slard.
he was all in my face tho.
he tried to get my attention,
but i’m good here.
why is it the dusty ones want to be the bold ones?
as im in gnc,
why did i see that same dude from corner peering into the window?!?!?!!?
like every bit of wtf???!??!
as i’m walking out,
i pretend like i was gonna take that left turn…
…but ended up taking that right on his ass.
i had to go to staples to get some pens and a notebook.
he gonna jump and acted like he was looking at his phone.
a dusty jackal on the creep mission.
he isn’t the first ive seen doing that.
jackals like to hang out in the streets like street walkers.
even with all of that dusty,
someone would have still fucked him.
wasn’t gonna be me tho.
if he had followed me into staples tho…
we would’ve had a serious issue.