He should have known who he was fucking with…
… and who he wasn’t.

You going hard in the paint for that wallet, huh?

I see you.
You and your mama are some smart females.
You should teach a class for these dumb hoes who can’t quite figure it out yet.

First: you get up in his head.
Second: you remove him from his family.
Third: you get a ring on it.
Fourth: you pop out his rugrats.
Fifth: you wait until the right time to divorce him.
Sixth: you wear some big glasses as you buy something fancy on his dime.

These hoes today fucking for bags and shoes... and then running to MTO to tell all.

Can I see your name on a deed?
Your name on an equal part of a business in a contract so you get half, if not ALL?
Your smiling face as you read YOUR name on the title?

Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa is the big winner in their divorce property settlement … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected to the couple and with direct knowledge of the situation tell TMZ … the property settlement agreement is signed, sealed and delivered — a done deal.

Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we’re told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million.
TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL THREE of the former couple’s mansions in the Newport Beach area.

Vanessa gets the estate the couple was living in, the estate her mom is living in, and she gets the new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed. We were told Kobe was moving into the new estate, but that’s not true. It’s Vanessa’s crib, lock stock and barrel.

Vanessa just scored 3 … where it counts.

Source: TMZ

3 cribs tho?
I am not even mad at that come up.
What else we getting C?
You know I am always down to take one of those cribs off your hands!

Bet you won’t see Conchita on Basketball Wives.

20 Thoughts on “Kobe Bryant: -3

  1. Hell no she ain’t gone be on basketball wife’s as we see she’s smart. I can’t get mad at her as a matter of fact she deserves a round of applause.

    • ^lets hope her spending habits don’t make her look foolish.

      • hotrod1 on 20 January, 2012 at 11:59 am said:

        Agreed!! That 75 million is in assets, not money so what money she did get, I hope she doesn’t spend it all in one place because Kobe actually got more if the actual cash and will probably make more money so best of luck next time dummy lol

  2. Paul561 on 20 January, 2012 at 11:46 am said:


  3. The Man on 20 January, 2012 at 11:52 am said:


  4. RICHIEBORNRICH on 20 January, 2012 at 11:54 am said:

    Thats what u call playing the game how it goes!

  5. YngBlkWolf on 20 January, 2012 at 1:08 pm said:

    She also gets child support & maybe alimony. Dudes all in their feelings about how much Vanessa is getting, but bottom line – if Kobe kept his dick in his pants, we wouldn’t have this discussion.

  6. YngBlkWolf :
    She also gets child support & maybe alimony. Dudes all in their feelings about how much Vanessa is getting, but bottom line – if Kobe kept his dick in his pants, we wouldn’t have this discussion.

    Although she won big on this one… let’s not forget whats really important. Adultery is a crime that could easily be avoided if you just check your sexual habits at the door.

    • YngBlkWolf :
      She also gets child support & maybe alimony. Dudes all in their feelings about how much Vanessa is getting, but bottom line – if Kobe kept his dick in his pants, we wouldn’t have this discussion.

      I think she planned this whole thing out. Wait out the ten years and get half. If she really wanted to leave, she had ample time to do it before and after the “rape” transpired. I say before because you know how many of these athletes do when on the road.

      • YngBlkWolf on 21 January, 2012 at 1:20 am said:

        Oh, I agree. I think things were a wrap after Colorado, but she may have tried/wanted to work things out. Then she started hearing about him w/more chicks (in fact, rumor has it that Kobe’s teammates told their wives about his jumpoffs & that info got back to Vanessa — which shows you how much his teammates hated him if so). So she decided to get to that 10-yr mark and…*cha-ching*

        I ain’t mad. Do the crime, pay the penalty. *shrug*

  7. ^They would have probably collapsed if they knew how much Juanita Jordan got.

  8. Random on 20 January, 2012 at 3:18 pm said:

    Yeah, she’s definitely getting paid.
    I don’t particularly agree with alimony, but in this case, Kobe got what he deserved for being stupid. He should have divorced her way back when she caught him cheating. What she did is she sat back, waited, and then cashed in. She knew what she was doing all along.

  9. In the end, niggas always end up paying the price for pussy. The one they cheating with usually cost them the one that divorces them. And that comes with a hugs price tag. Some dick control is all it took to keep his finances…

  10. Basketball Wives??? LOL! I can’t even see her gracing the show with a cameo.

  11. I actually thought Kobe was smarter than this. I guess he didnt learn shit from Jordan and his pricey Divorce, but I think he must think its worth it to get rid of this trick. I have never like this chick but I cant be mad that she played him like a old piano in a New Orleans whorehouse. Pussy pays the rent!!!!!!

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  13. I’m sure those McMansions are nice enough for whatever hellhole part of L.A. they are in, but I’d rather keep mine in the country, where I can shoot trespassers and unwanted guests

  14. CAli is a 50/50 state so it didn’t matter if she wanted 10 years or not. Most people forget she was 19 when they got married. She just turned 29, that is the only man she knew. You forget she has two kids. She earned every dollar. At some point you have to knw when to leave and she has left. 75 million plus 3 house worth over 21 M each. is well over 100 million dollars. But thats money thats gonna be invested back into their kids. and you have to give her props, it clearly wasn’t planned, you never saw this woman unless it benefited Kobe. She kept her head low and I’m sure will continue to do so now.

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