Kobe Bryant: -3
He should have known who he was fucking with…
… and who he wasn’t.
You going hard in the paint for that wallet, huh?
I see you.
You and your mama are some smart females.
You should teach a class for these dumb hoes who can’t quite figure it out yet.
First: you get up in his head.
Second: you remove him from his family.
Third: you get a ring on it.
Fourth: you pop out his rugrats.
Fifth: you wait until the right time to divorce him.
Sixth: you wear some big glasses as you buy something fancy on his dime.
These hoes today fucking for bags and shoes... and then running to MTO to tell all.
Can I see your name on a deed?
Your name on an equal part of a business in a contract so you get half, if not ALL?
Your smiling face as you read YOUR name on the title?
Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa is the big winner in their divorce property settlement … TMZ has learned.
Sources connected to the couple and with direct knowledge of the situation tell TMZ … the property settlement agreement is signed, sealed and delivered — a done deal.
Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we’re told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million.
TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL THREE of the former couple’s mansions in the Newport Beach area.
Vanessa gets the estate the couple was living in, the estate her mom is living in, and she gets the new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed. We were told Kobe was moving into the new estate, but that’s not true. It’s Vanessa’s crib, lock stock and barrel.
Vanessa just scored 3 … where it counts.
3 cribs tho?
I am not even mad at that come up.
What else we getting C?
You know I am always down to take one of those cribs off your hands!
Bet you won’t see Conchita on Basketball Wives.