I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (82)

i believe in taking a dump before you leave the crib.
tmi.
you never know when that familiar tingle of butt destruction will happen.
you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough for that.
when you gotta go; you gotta go.
well this amazon hyena allegedly had the runs while on a run.
i guess she couldn’t hold it anymore because via ny daily news

A family in California was left in shock after they discovered an Amazon delivery driver left a disgusting package outside their home on Tuesday.

The unidentified woman, who is a contracted driver for Amazon, was caught on Nemy Bautista’s surveillance camera squatting at the driveway of his Sacramento County home and pooping into a gutter.

The driver tried to hide behind the passenger’s side door of the U-Haul truck she was driving, but the act was all caught on camera.

After the Amazon worker finished, she was seen pulling up her pants and running around to the driver’s side before taking off down the street.

Bautista came home shortly afterwards, and told KCRA that he immediately noticed the human waste at the end of the driveway.

After checking his cameras to see what happened, Bautista contacted Amazon.

“Amazon.com why is your driver squatting in-front of my house? Let me give you a hint … he/she is not tying their shoes. I have it on video!”

To make an already stinky situation worse, Bautista said in a Facebook post that Amazon sent a supervisor to his home but the person wasn’t properly equipped to deal with the mess.

“The delivery company supervisor came out in his personal car and was not prepared for cleanup,” he said. “He was in shock when he saw the size of ‘it.’ He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad).”

Bautista said the supervisor dumped the poop in his garbage can and left. Bautista was then left to hose down the sidewalk and gutter.

According to Fox 40, Amazon apologized to Bautista and offered him a gift card. The company also said the driver had been “dealt with.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG77P5EJLBw

…went through all that shit to be offered a gift card?

she didn’t even wipe her ass either.
why didn’t she just drive home?
or some mcdonalds?
she may have had some bad food that went triathlon to her ass.
imagine if they gave amazon permission to ( x put packages in their house )?
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they would have gotten a “drop off” all right.
thanks to the foxholer for this story.
i cackled.

article cc: new york daily news

8 thoughts on “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (82)

  1. People are nasty as hell. You know she was not raised right for her to do some nasty shit like that. SMH

  2. Is anyone DIEING at the commentary?! 1:13 “Yeah baby use napkins or something the next time” âš°

  3. She may have had to go right then all of a sudden, or had something that REALLY didn’t agree with her and it hit at that moment. I don’t know how anyone could take a dump and not wipe their booty. That must feel super icky.

    Pretty nasty situation tbh either way.

    1. ^RIGHT!!!!!
      i would have to call out and take a 1,000 showers while contemplating how ima change my skin color/look/hair/name/whole life as soon as that went viral.

    2. Yeah I had a situation where Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Processed pork didn’t mix at all. But luckily I was able to find a nearby bathroom.

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