(there are so many things you can do with his last name.
i was all clever and stuff…)
this week with kerry rhodes has been an interesting one on the internet.
i also got some pictures and a story about him last night in email.
i didn’t want to post because these hungry gossip hippos need no more treats.
i kept asking myself who is doing this baller wolf’s pr?
seeing as how he isn’t on a team now,
i pretty much assumed he was.
he should hire me but that’s another story.
this entry is for kerry,
the other baller wolves,
soon to be baller wolves,
kinda trying to be baller wolves,
and not a baller wolf but i will read it….
back in the ancient days where phones had cords and this:
..was what you saw every time you tried to sign on the internet,
down low/discreet/and gay baller wolves ruled the earth.
they could go to whatever gay club they wanted,
literally walk into their jump off’s house through the front door,
and listen to the spice girls on full blast in their cars.
all it would be was hearsay and water cooler gossip.
nowadays every phone has a camera,
apps for night vision spying,
and even full capability to turn it into a smoke grenade.
why work for the government?
you can become inspector gadget with a push of a button.
no one is safe.
your business will soon be uploaded on “gotchanigga.com”
and you are pretty much the talk of the town.
lucky for baller wolves,
and even yourself,
a scandal pretty much lasts a good week depending on what you did.
if you lay low,
play your cards right,
put all communication devices in the closet (no pun intended),
and pray to jesus every night then “this too shall pass”.
if you are an asshole who everyone wants to see BURN,
then expect to be the latest upload on “notsofastniggathereismore.com”.
new pictures or even that sex tape you thought you only had the copy of.
as much as i like to see him talking,
even better talking and shirtless:
he should have never have released any statement to tmz.
these bitches are on a witch hunt and his true sexuality is the capture.
suddenly everyone knows someone who knows him,
they allegedly saw him at some gay function,
those little foxes he rolls with are now on front street,
and his friend’s are all now suspect.
bad enough all his friends are the main d/l suspects.
the queens will be calling for him to be dragged out the closet.
they will lead the witch hunt in every salon and walk in closet.
excuse is for a “better life”.
they just trying to be first in line for:
“you not foolin’ nobody!”
and something i learned from a top publicist in the business:
no one can do anything
or say anything if you do not give them reason too.
“peanut is my nephew.”
that shoulda been the story.
not he is my nephew,
then he was my assistant,
and now he’s my sister baby father cousin mother uncle son.
in the end,
whats done is done.
kerry was on every gossip site and news article.
this is the most anyone has been interested in his entire career.
if he doesn’t give any less of a fuck,
then by all means defend himself and his masculinity.
i predict him on the red carpet with some brazilian exxotical on the horizon.
you know it just takes a wolf with a vixen to squash all rumors.
r kelly peed on some underaged girl,
we saw it on tape,
he made a good album after,
and all was right with the world!
one of the hollywood hoes will steal a purse or eat a sandwich next week,
so life will go on,
he will play football again,
and tyler perry will cast him in:
“Madea’s Eats Rocky Rhodes”