I Love It, I Love It (I Love It When We Sword Fight)
The things these D/L celebs do.
Many of which confuse me.
But then again,
as long as you do not piss in my mouth, shit in my ear, or expect me to rape a cow or chicken…
I’m pretty much down for whatever.
I was talking to an Industry Fox last night who told me about an event that went down quite recently…
All the D/L singers, ballers, and rappers.
All in one room.
I listened to the story and had to stop in the middle…
“WTF IS SWORD FIGHTING?”
*teacher puts on glasses and heads to chalkboard*
SWORD FIGHTING (n): IS THE ACT OF A GROUP OF MALES (MAYBE STRAIGHT) IN ONE ROOM,
RUBBING THEIR HARD DICKS ON EACH OTHER.
NO JACKING OFF.
JUST COMPLETE STIMULATION.
(is this the same as dry humping?
I lowkey love a good dry hump session.
I picture a group of men standing up and just clanking their dicks together…
like in Star Wars or some shit…)
I ain’t never heard nann about sword fighting a day in my life.
I often wondered what these D/L events consisted of though…
Did they all go in one room, strip butt booty naked, and bone each other senseless?
Was it a line up of Foxes who throated a Baller Wolf’s dick?
Was it a mixer of Baller Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids and they go off to separate rooms to fuck?
I use to know this regular Wolf when I was a mere cub still learning the ropes,
who told me about something in LA he got first hand knowledge on.
The Fox he was dating at the time, met a Baller Hybrid who is a world famous choreographer.
He invited the Wolf and his Fox out to LA for a party he was throwing for winning some award.
He told me he went and he noticed the party was just all dudes.
He walked around and saw all these awards that the choreographer won an MTV award for his work.
Anyway, the party went from “Meet N Greet” to “Meat N Freak“.
It turned into a big ass orgy.
He saw a couple actors and models getting their backs blown and blowin’ out backs,
including Mister Baller Hybrid.
He and his Fox were not comfortable with what was going on,
and they decided to smash in the bathroom.
No mention of sword fighting.
I had to wonder if I could go to a party and get it in with an orgy?
As much as I am a freak, I am not down for dick swapping.
A threesome? Yes.
A 10-some, however? No.
I’d rather meet my Baller Wolf, get cuffed, and go from there.
I’m not really into group sex all like that.
I have gotten a few invites, but I turned them down.
Now that I have been introduced to sword fighting
(something it seems a lot of Athlete Wolves like to do),
I may just be down for that.
But realistically, I like to feel a Wolf on top of me and inside me (or inside my mouth, bluntly put).
(He did tell me a lot of Athlete Wolves just like to lay in bed with a Fox and jerk off while you feel him up.
They even break you off bread to do that. I was floored!!!!!)
Is this sword fighting thing the new craze?
Am I late?
Or, am I just on time and about to enter another realm in this industry I didn’t think I would go?
The Baller Wolves, Foxes, and Hybrids of your dreams are naked, masked, and sword fighting…