“I Have A Wolf” = “Hit On Me Even Harder”????

he snuck up on my desk today.
i didn’t even see him.
i was engrossed in the apple event.
btw,
1,000 for an iphone?
that’s how we doing it now?
no.

as soon as he got there…

“you didn’t call me…”

…in a low voice.

“i was with my boyfriend.”

i wish i did.
i would have him up at my job with the quickness.

“you tell your boyfriend about me?”

i was like,
what?
even if i had a wolf,
this character wouldn’t be the discussion.
so he asked me what he looked like.
i could have showed him a picture of a “meat” from the foxhole ig.
i showed him one of the out wolf i know.
the one from my last job that i crush on.
he is the physical prototype of what i’m looking for so…
as soon as he saw him…

“oh damn.
he is big.”

“i told you i like muscles.”

“he looks like he would knock my head off.”

“he would.”

even with all that,
in the conversation i wanted to avoid,
he gonna ask me if i could show him my nudes.

“what?????”

“i know you send your man nudes.
send me one.”

and then i said it:

“you are just not smooth at all.
like,
not even a little bit.”

i had too tho!!!
he was getting on my nerves.
he is way too aggressive and it makes me sort of uncomfortable.
i thought even with a wolf he would back the fuck up,
but he is doing way too much.
ima put him on my “potential jackal” list.
something is off with that one.

lowkey: ugh…

13 Comments

  1. BX said:

    He’s OBSESSED!!!!

    September 12, 2017
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    • JB said:

      STALKER!

      September 13, 2017
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  2. Tony said:

    Seriously. You need to file a sexual harassment case at work before he takes or any further.

    September 12, 2017
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^ima tell him im not interested.
      i don’t want this to get crazy at work.
      if it does,
      then ill report it.

      September 12, 2017
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      • Christian said:

        J, record his ass, tell him to leave you alone and if he continues…take that shyt to HR.
        That’s harassment. They’ll cut his ass quick because he would cost them a LOT of $$$ if it had to go there!

        September 14, 2017
  3. Y Colette said:

    I don’t know if you saw my comment on that other post but please stay away from this guy as much as possible.I don’t want to see you on an episode of TV One’s “Fatal Attraction”. I’m partly kidding, partly serious.

    September 12, 2017
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    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^im not interested in him!!!
      he is the one is who acting out of pocket.
      i snuck a picture of him and sent it to the pretty vixen just in case.

      September 12, 2017
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  4. mikey kun said:

    Damn it’s too bad the out wolf is back with his boo, I would have had him act like your fake boo and show up there one day ….. damn where is the 1-800 hire a pineapple app at lol

    September 12, 2017
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  5. D W Jazzlover said:

    This Man has problems..Please do not include his type in my last post..do not relax around this man..You said he was from an Island, some of these guys from certain places have serious problems, he should have backed of f when you said you had someone..
    ..

    September 13, 2017
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  6. JajR said:

    He would’ve caught these hands asking me for some nudes.

    September 13, 2017
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  7. Kvm said:

    WOW! Asking for nudes at work?! Yea, I’d tell this looney tune my boyfriend is crazy and my brother, try it. Document this incase you need to file on his ass…

    September 13, 2017
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  8. Mysonne said:

    Oh my God….. I just died when you said you just not smooth at all!!!! I wish could have been a fly on the wall.

    September 13, 2017
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  9. Ronnie said:

    the definition of doing too damn much and thinking that will work. Like you want me to send you nudes for what?

    I get why women get angry af when getting hit on because dudes literally think disinterest is a challenge or you got a man is a challenge.

    September 16, 2017
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