well i have too.
don’t judge me.
i miss him.
really miss him.
he just left me and never even said bye.
see i don’t like that.
that bothers me.
i hate when they just pack their shit up,
and don’t even have the decency of writing you a goodbye letter.
i thought you loved-ed me?!?!?
so now i’m alone and having to stalk him wherever he goes.
i see he is having a grand ol time since he left me.
letting these ungrateful hoes act all smug while they show off what he bought them.
i hate hoes.
i use to be his hoe.
a top dolla one too.
you know what it feels like to be avoided?
i try to hold on to the hope that me and benji,
the nick name i gave him,
will be together again one day.
“when” is million dollar question.
well i hope by that time,
my eye will be on mr. wilson.
“woodrow” is what they call him.
you now i like ’em big time.
benji can only handle but so much.
does that sound crazy?…
so today is valentine’s day.
i heard all the single readers say “blarg” all at the same time.
everyone rushed out to go get someone so one day could justify their relevance.
i rushed out to get ice cream for my apple pie a la mode.
my priorities are clearly somewhere elsewhere these days.
my only concern at the moment is getting my life in order.
i know i’m in a better place when i don’t give a fuck about valentine’s day.
i forgot it was even valentine’s day.
i’m sure i would have been sad and questioning my existence before.
“why don’t no one love meeeee!”
the fat fox inside me i’m sure kickin’ and screamin’.
now since ive seen so many “not what it seems” relationships,
i know today is just a day they get a “day off” from the bullshit.
don’t let the instagrams fool ya.
they was JUST complaining about his,
what they say,
his “triflin’ dog hoe ol crusty ignorant son of a bitch ass” just last week.
putting up sub-memes and shit.
cut it out bitch.
you ain’t low.
so don’t feel sad or suicidal about being single on valentine’s day.
“you will meet someone soon” or some trite answer everyone says.
these same wolves will be available after tonight so…
“i’m back to fuckin ya man tomorrow tho.
most people just use today as a day to get some “better than normal” dick with candy.
he may even eat ya booty good and an “all you can eat” coupon.
if you are alone,
do what donna meagle from “parks and recreation” would do: