His Head Made Me Hungry

Screen Shot 2014-04-01 at 6.20.31 PMso mimi husband and professional “cornball”,
nick cannon,
is having a early life crisis white now.
he has a new album called,
“white people party music”.
tumblr_inline_ms8xexRBe21qz4rgpi know.
i can’t either.
well nick decided to debut his new head shortly after his white stint.
okay go…

i just remembered i totally had a package of chips a’hoy in the cupboard.
desert after dinner!
as for nick,
i’m never surprised when he does something absolutely corny.
this is nick cannon we talkin about.
i will give him points for keepin his pecs ripe tho.

lowkey: nick is the type of wolf you get with.
perfect suga daddy material that one is.
he might surprise you and fuck ya brains out as well.
don’t sleep on the rich cornballs.

visit nick’s instagram: here


  1. The Man said:

    SMH. He knows better. Body is right tho.

    April 1, 2014
  2. Phoenix Rising said:

    He knows what he is doing. Mariah is hittin all kinds of octaves from that Cannon.

    April 1, 2014
  3. Zen Buddha said:

    Your right, he is corny.When everybody was getting upset about his White-face getup.I was thinking “this is Nick Cannon, when in the hell did we start taking him seriously.”

    April 1, 2014
    • Jamari Fox said:

      ^i dont even understand the whole “point” of his campaign,
      but again,
      this is nick cannon we talmbout.

      April 1, 2014
      • Xix said:

        Heard his nickname in the Hollywood circle is “Big Dick Nick”. And he’s a Libra so he’s good and nasty probably.

        April 2, 2014

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