He Wants To Eat All Your Toppings And Act Like Nothing Ever Happened.
who wants sum tonight?
game 2 of heat vs pacers.
i know some of you are about to order a pizza.
nothing says a big game like a slice or two.
well be careful…
because your delivery guy maybe eating some of your toppings…
Pizza delivery guy picks out the better parts from the pizza with his filthy hands. Yum-yum!
You could get herpes free of charge like that! What a deal!
i would whoop his ass.
that is absolutely disgusting.
got me having to count my toppings when i order…
lowkey: when i ordered papa johns the other day,
the delivery wolf came with his girlfriend.
acting like i was doing him a favor getting my shit out that back seat.
i nearly popped all his tires for that attitude.
i didn’t tip his ass either.