Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Like What Good Pipe Can Do To You
you know i’m black when the first thing i do is so steal a hummer,
go get a hair cut,
and then go see some skrippas.
grand theft auto 5 has got me consumed.
it had me up until 5 am last night.
geez is this what getting mind altering pipe feels like?…
so everyone meet franklin.
he is one of the wolves you can play as in the game.
i found myself strangely attracted to him.
the other character is a rich white wolf named michael,
a reformed bank robber.
this game is fawkin,
but fawkin’ AMAZING!
it got me feeling like i am 13 again.
playing it until all hours of the morning.
getting a little sleep to do it again.
this is actually my first gta game i’m playing.
this one took my gta virginity.
ive said before i only watched before.
playing it was a little complicated at first.
driving the cars was annoying as hell.
i’m now a pro (kinda).
some cars are way too fast and have no control.
the whole city is huge and there is a lot to do.
it can be pretty overwhelming at times,
but i love the missions throughout the game.
my favorites so far was the tennis coach fuckin’ mike’s wife and the drama that followed,
saving mike’s son off his stolen boat,
the tech geek at the press conference,
and the bisexual dog chasin’ that gang banger.
why did i save mike’s wife from getting arrested later on in one side mission?
i had to steal the police car she was in and rescue her ass.
wasn’t she fuckin’ the tennis coach a while ago?
i simped on that one.
crackhead toya and franklin’s aunt kill me.
i love that you can change clothes and do all kinds of personal shit to your character.
i also love everything happens in real time.
you beat a mission and then a little while later,
they will broadcast whatever happened on the car radio.
the car music is dope too!
if you guys don’t have it yet,
go and get it.
the shit is worth the money.
i did pick up a hooker and fucked her for 100 dollars.
50: she sucks you off.
70: you bang her.
100: you tear her ass up.
…sounds about right in real life.
lowkey: i have a hummer i wanna get hooked up stashed at frank’s spot.
i stole a hooked up lambo off the street in the rich neighborhood and all hell broke loose.
i love this game.