i had a moment today where i wondered what if god made me a girl?
sure id be at the #nfldraft parties in vip with no thong on,
wearing the fuck out that wet n wavy,
and making sure i smelled like vanilla daily.
oh and i’d also be in handcuffs for stomping in a hole in liar liar’s head…
this female jackal acts like a damn child.
she has been lowkey ack’in up over the incident that happened couple weeks ago.
you would have thought i shot her dog and slapped her mama all in the same day.
so apparently she is spreading a rumor that i’m gay.
thing 2 and my boss took the day off,
so she had to help me with some of thing 2′s duties.
she was smiling in my face and trying to talk to me.
well one of the mailroom wolves told me at my desk during a random conversation:
“she was saying you was gay or some shit like that.
saying you aint got no girl and you dress too pretty.
some other shit but i can’t remember.
she always talkin’ shit tho.
pay her no mind.”
no it pissed me off.
here i am, being cordial to her idiot ass and she fucked that up.
she ended up trying to throw me under the bus to save her own ass.
okay that was not gonna happen.
i made sure it didn’t happen.
so now she is mad because i exposed her that day as a liar?
i have no loyalty to her.
now she wants to try and ruin my reputation because she was a dumb ass?
its not my fault i do my job and people love my work ethic.
i came in that job and became a big deal.
i don’t bother anyone and usually people come to me.
people can’t take it i guess.
it’s a shame tho.
the same wolves that she laughs and jokes with,
are the same wolves who put all her business out on front street to me.
she thinks she is one of the boys,
all because she is fuckin the married supervisor,
but they can’t wait to air her dirty laundry about being a side hoe.
the fun girl who sucked his dick on late night after hours.
i’ll just continue watch my back and do what i was hired to do.
my ratchet side wants to clap back so bad.
so so so bad.
i won’t tho.
god always comes through when people fuck with me.
the jokes seem to write themselves with this bitch tho.