today i saw him.
oh did i see him.
he saw me as well.
this is how this eye fuckin’ situation started…
so i’m sitting at my desk this morning,
minding my own business,
when i hear this deep voice ask where “such and such” office was.
when i turn to see who it was,
my eyes caught his.
this tall glass of wolf in a fed ex uniform was standing next to my desk.
looked like a football player/personal trainer
he looks like he should be pushing doing drills not mail runs.
he was actually talking to one of the interns,
but he stopped to look at me while doing it.
i swear we were looking at each other for what felt like 5 minutes.
he did a head nod and smiled as he walked away with the intern.
A BOLD MOVE!
i made sure to return the favor.
now our regular fed ex person is a short stud with dreads.
i don’t know if she quit or took the day off,
but this wolf was completely new.
so soon after,
like 15 minutes,
my boss comes to my desk to talk to me about some work she needs done.
i see him again.
this time he has more packages.
we lock eyes AGAIN.
he does another “head nod/smile” combo.
i try to return the favor,
but my boss is standing right in front of me.
“why is this bitch at my desk right now?!?!?!?”
i take the “L” and do a small prayer hoping i see him again.
well god must have been feeling generous.
a couple minutes later,
he comes by yet again talking about “he can’t find such and such”.
this time he asks liar liar who then directs him to where he needed to go.
why are all these people at my desk when this wolf is sniffin’ around me?!?!?
he literally passes so close to the point he was next to me.
this time he doesn’t look in my direction and i kept my eye contact short.
he looked nervous so i guess he aborted the mission.
I WANT HIM!!!!
I WANT HIM!!!
I WANT HIM!!!!
I WANT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!
i need to see him again.
he would be the perfect thing to do this summer.
i wanted to break the ice,
but i didn’t know wtf to ask him.
“how did you get your shirt to hug your body like that?”
“i live alone and my bed gets cold.
would you like to come over and warm it up?”
i will marry you and have your beautiful baby puppy!”
well that wasn’t a question,
but “uh uh”.
i’m going see him again.
i’m putting that into my vibration.
i hope no one is around me to cock block.