Don’t Pass Rehab; Go Straight To Jail

Screen Shot 2014-03-14 at 9.54.24 PMso jail it is then?
the vix-bi sent set me this fast…

Chris Brown is on his way to jail right now, because he violated a judge’s order by getting booted from the rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly 4 months … TMZ has learned.

The deal was this … if Chris left rehab, he would go directly to jail.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Brown was thrown out of the rehab facility this morning, for violating “internal rules.”  We do not know precisely what Chris did, but we’re told it did not involve violence or drugs.

Sources tell TMZ … Chris was caught having “an inappropriate relationship” with a female worker at the beginning of the month, but that is NOT why he was thrown out today.

Chris was picked up by L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies a short time ago and is on his way to jail.

giphyi had a feeling he was gonna be bonin’ some hoe in that rehab.
i knew it.
that chris brown peen leaves a trail wherever it goes.
besides that,
who else is surprised?
please don’t raise your hands so fast.
/endsarcasm.
when chris takes 2 steps forward,
it’s always met with 97 steps back by some banana peel.
usually by the banana he was eating.
le sigh?
i’m reallllllllllllly starting to think chris is a doofus.
a cute doofus,
but a doofus nonetheless.
is that wrong?

article taken: tmz

8 thoughts on “Don’t Pass Rehab; Go Straight To Jail

  1. Wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Chris.

    Karoochie couldn’t make a conjugal visit?Would Chris even care if she could?I doubt it.

    Wwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  2. honestly i find all this coddling of this grown ass millionaire sickening….the muthafucka is woman beatin…drug addicted…moron. Nothin more. Nothin less. Ive moved on years ago.

    • AMEN Ricky Bobby. We got some decent music and quality peen pics. He got millions of dollars to fund a multi-year act the fool traveling show. First come the stories of his being convinced that the law doesn’t apply to him. Next will come the stories that he has squandered all the money. In 20 years he will be headlining the Juneteeth celebration in Spring Branch,TX and fucking fat, 60 year-old, spandex-clad retired whores. Same old movie. Same old plot. It’s over. NEXT!

  3. Hope he does something constructive behind bards — like work on that, flabby, rapidly-declining body while he’s locked up. He could do with more than a few push up s and sit ups.

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